Stickboy Coffee’s Stout: A Dark Roast Fever Dream Without the Booze
Welcome to the deep end, my caffeinated comrade Stickboy Coffee’s Stout is here to drag your taste buds into the shadows and baptize them in the rich, unapologetic intensity of a proper dark roast. This isn’t coffee for the faint of heart or the lukewarm latte crowd. No, this is a bold, brooding cup of rebellion, roasted in the spirit of a good stout—but let’s get one thing straight: there’s no alcohol here. Just pure, unfiltered, caffeinated chaos.
One sip, and you’re transported to a world where the flavor punches you in the mouth and then hugs you afterward. It’s intense, smooth, and it’s unapologetically rich—like that one friend who orders the double stout at 10 a.m. because, hey, life’s too short for moderation.
Stickboy Coffee’s Stout is a dark roast with character, the kind of coffee that pairs best with loud conversations, deep thoughts, and the occasional wild gesticulation that knocks over the sugar bowl. This is coffee to share with your tribe, the fuel for mornings that turn into afternoons, and the elixir for nights where the clock doesn’t matter.
So, gather your friends, fire up the banter, and let Stickboy Coffee’s Stout take the wheel. It’s more than coffee—it’s a declaration of independence from the bland and the boring. Dive in and drink deep, my friends. The dark roast revolution is here.
Please note that this coffee is roasted in the spirit of a good stout, and it does NOT contain any alcohol.
Enjoy over great conversation with family and friends.
Roast Level: Dark
Notes: 100% Arabica beans
PLEASE NOTE: Due to the global pandemic, we are still suffering through supply chain issues. As a result, when you place an order for our Stickboy Sout, the packaging may not include the usual Stickboy Stout sticker on the bag. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your patience and understanding during this time of transition.
Rest assured, despite this temporary change, the quality and flavor of our Stickboy Sout remain unchanged. Our team is working diligently to resolve the supply chain challenges and restore the usual packaging as soon as possible.
We greatly value your continued support and loyalty, and we assure you that we are committed to providing you with the exceptional products and service that you expect from us. Thank you for your understanding.
Best regards,
STICKBOY COFFEE