Tired of decking the halls and just want to air some grievances? Don’t worry—we’ve got the coffee to fuel your unadulterated rage and feats of strength!
Stickboy Coffee: perfect for:
Outlasting your relatives in the “Feats of Strength” wrestling match.
Fueling the sheer audacity to shout, “You’ve disappointed me for the last time!”
This Festivus, ditch the tinsel (it's distracting), grab a cup of Stickboy Coffee, and let’s make this holiday as caffeinated as George Costanza’s anxiety.
Celebrate Festivus with us, because coffee is the only miracle you actually need.
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